Fork Lift Tire
 |
 Warner Swasey Diesel All Terrain Fork Lift Forklift Pneumatic Tires  US $7,700.00
|
 Taylor Diesel Dual Pneumatic Tire Forklift US $7,450.00
|
 2000 Yale 4000 Lb GLP040 Pneumatic tire Forklift US $7,200.00 |
 2001 LINDE H35D 7000 LB CAPACITY FORKLIFT LIFT TRUCK PNEUMATIC TIRE TRIPLE MAST US $.99
|
 CATERPILLAR GP40K 8000 LB CAPACITY FORKLIFT LIFT TRUCK PNEUMATIC TIRE US $.99
|
Learn To Take Care of Flab
Hey there old friend, it's me! I'm your special spare tire that you love so much.You don't hear from me very often, but I'm pretty happy with the way you've been eating lately. I don't want you to lose 20 pounds.
I love hanging over your belt as well as all the attention I get from your coworkers: they can't keep their eyes away.You feed me so well, I believe its time for you to upgrade your clothes to a bigger size, not a better brand.
At the rate you're going, I'm planning on expanding quite a bit. Y'know, I really think that interval training stuff is B.S. I'm glad you think so too.
I have nightmares in which I've literally been belting off your body. I am uncomfortable with that.
I'm much better off when you do that cardio stuff because I get to hang out over the top of your shorts and look at the television.Most of my good friends in your insides are quite thrilled with your present schedule, so don't change. I'm glad you stay away from that weight loss forum too.
Hey. I think you're doing the right thing by listening to that infomercial that said that resistancce drills are ineffective against fat. Those super sets you tried a while back had me worried: I thought I was going to have to take a hike. Thanks for quitting.
You're doing a great job now that you lift silverware rather than dumbbells. Ha! If you kept lifting, I'd be gone by now!
How is it that you got by without me, like in college and all that? You used to be able to go to the beach and show off your body... ha ha... not any more! It's nice that you can stay with all your clothes on and spend more time inside snuggled on the couch watching TV eating all that junk food. I'm really enjoying this. I like it even better how you're drinking that beer and chowing down on barbeque while you're hiding yourself in shame. Are you ashamed of me?
Always yours, Ab Fat. I'm not afraid of rapid weight loss.
Burnin' some forklift TIRES! NiCe!!
You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
Comments are closed.